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Zim. · Mar 22, 2008, 11:52 PM // 23:52

*THIS MAY SEEM CONFUSING, BUT I SHOULD HAVE EVERYTHING TWEAKED OUT WITH THE FIRST WEEK OR SO*

Hi, my name is Zimbabwean Pie and I have been playing Guild Wars for 32 months. I have played across many professions but I am especially apt at playing as a warrior. Therefore, I have decided to extend my services in teaching people how to solo farm the UW using a warrior/ritualist.

*Note* -> I will be offering my services in teaching N/Mo and Mo/N 55's on how to solo farm the UW and the FoW when I have become good enough to teach you guys with efficency <- *Note*

You may now ask, "whats so good about farming the UW?". The answer is that you can get rare items such as eternal weapons and gloom shields as well as...most importantly...ECTO! Yes, ECTO! The UW is your portal to unlimited amounts of ecto.

*Note -> Unlike a 55, W/Rit can't solo everything in the UW, only smite crawlers and grasping darkness' <- Note*

This build can be semi-difficult to learn but once you have it you never forget it. I took a 2 month break from GW and when I came back I was easily able to do it with ease.

-> I charge 10k per person but you will get a discount if you bring a friend. You will get a 10% discount per extra person you bring. I will be trying to bring people in groups of at least 3 or 4 (because you all die in the beginning anyways) but if you want a private lesson the charge is 15k (plus you paying for entrance to UW).

My method: We will enter the UW (I will pay first time) and I will instruct you both to die. Then I will show you the entire run and talk you through everything. Then, at the end of the run, we will return to the Temple of Ages. If you feel that you still need help we can go back in for me to watch you play (after I die of course) - instructing you on wat you should do and correcting you. You will have to pay entrance fee as well as 3k to me per entrance. The max is 5 entrances considering this will be individual and I will have other customers.

*NOTE* Aside from cash and the required skills, you are also EXTREMELY, EXTREMELY recommended to have vent. It will make it much easier to walk you guys through on how to do it and explain why certain things are done without having to type. *NOTE*

FEES ALLTOGETHER:

-*10k a person (I pay for entrance)(in a group of 3-4+ ppl)
-**20k for a private (You pay for 3rd entrance)
-***1k for UW entrance and 5k to me to instruct you individually (max 3 times)

*Consisting of me showing you how to do it myself after you all die.
**Consisting of me showing you how to do it then us entering a second time for me to guide you through as you fight. Then we will enter a third time where I will watch you again (most of the time ppl die on their first try so this is useful).
***This applies to the first two. If you feel that you are not completely satisfied with what you have learned, I will watch you fight and correct you.
****If I die at all while trying to teach you, you can get a refund of 75% of what you paid, or I can redo it.

10% DISCOUNT IF YOU BRING A FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*I AM ON VACATION ATM AND MY INTERNET STINKS SO I WILL LOAD UP GROUPS AND I SHOULD BE READY TO START BY NEXT SATURDAY, POSSIBLY SOONER IF I FEEL LIKE IT

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IGN ----> Zimbabwean Pie

Zim. · Mar 26, 2008, 09:10 PM // 21:10

Got 1 spot filled so far